doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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