kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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