Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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