This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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