I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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