Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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