Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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