I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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