Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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