Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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