Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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