dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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