Your tits are I can't wait for
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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