Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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