I'm drive I can fine osifer
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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