i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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