Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize