I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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