we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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