Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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