So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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