Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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