i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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