Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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