i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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