He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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