I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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