NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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