There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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