Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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