It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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