i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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