doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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