what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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