I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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