I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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