On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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