hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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