big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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