Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
