Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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