I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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