Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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