windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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