So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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