i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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