it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We're too hungover to prance.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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