Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
