I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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