i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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