Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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