I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
the raccoons are back...
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