just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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