"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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