I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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